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You can replace that salsa botanera with salsa valentina, and if you're into lime, add a couple of drops in there.
I grew up on this stuff, trust me it's great.
Now the reason you do that is because it's cheap and easy, which is the point of junk food the way I see it. Otherwise you could just put the time into something like this:
(Which I guess is also very quick if you have all the ingredients around, though that'd be weird cause these things spoil quickly, while salsa valentina or botanera are eternal.)