E3 Anti-Prediction Thread

FriedShoes

MLG
Moderator
#1

My family comes from a long line of shamans and holy men and women. Highly regarded across the world, we've lent our spiritual power to those most in need.
Most of that specialty has been scattered over the ages, but I am willing to harness some of that good juju to make your anti-wishes a reality.
To the best of my ability, which I enhanced after reading The Secret :)

So I ask this:
What DON'T you want to see at E3?
Be it games, people, announcements, jokes, etc.

I'll start.
Rabbids X Mario. I like the Rabbids. I like Mario. But fuck this. Waste of space and time.
Kickstarter games. Too much of this last year, its ridiculous and far worse than announcing games that wont come for another two years, as kickstarter projects take much longer.
Aisha Tyler. She needs rest.
2D Metroid. 3D needs to be a priority
Star Fox. No explanation needed.
Political humor.

How about you? Be ruthless, this is a Judgement-Free Zone.
I'll be adding some more as I come across them.
 

theMightyME

Owner of The Total Screen
#2
The thing about Aisha Tyler is that she could probably do a good job, if it wasn't a live presentation.... The celebrity use would work better if it was pre recorded and edited... Like what nintendo does

My personal so not want list

Rabbids x Mario

A bunch of military shooter promos involving a squad talking quietly on coms as they take over a compound

Sony ripping off the switch concept

More games that make so much sense on the switch coming to everything BUT the switch (disney afternoon, south park, etc)

Japan still hiding in the shadow of the west, with all of their big games outsourced to Western companies or apping western design (dmc)

Long BORING press conferences, sorry on anything interesting
 

Odo

Well-Known Member
#6
Metroid amiibo Festival
Pokemon Shuffle for Switch
NintendoLand Deluxe
Star Fox Zero Deluxe
Project Robot Switch
Metroid Federation Force II: Zero Suit Federation
Another motion-control-only title
2D Platformers
More FPS shooters going back to WWII and WWI
More Sonic projects for the future (He needs retirement)
Generic horror games
 

FriedShoes

MLG
Moderator
#8
Alas, I did not invoke my gift, waiting for more takers before going through the spiritual motions. In any case, it isn't RabbidsXMario, its +.
Carry on.
 

EvilTw1n

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
Moderator
#10
1-2-3 Switch.

Devil's Fourth.

Radio silence on Retro. (I don't care if they're even making another DK. I just want to know what they're doing.)
 

Superfakerbros

ECE 2018
Moderator
#11
Mr. Caffeine coming back
Sony spending time hyping up games that won't come out for 10 years
The C-tier stuff Nintendo made late into the Wii U/3DS's lifespan
A Metroid game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 

Shoulder

Your Resident Beardy Bear
#13
Word is Platinum is developing a game for the Switch. Let's hope they reveal it during E3.

Thinking one of these:

Bayo3
Vanquish 2
W102
Metroid
Star Fox Zero Deluxe
New IP
???

Many possibilities, but none of you will believe any of them. :mmischief:
 
#14
Word is Platinum is developing a game for the Switch. Let's hope they reveal it during E3.

Thinking one of these:

Bayo3
Vanquish 2
W102
Metroid
Star Fox Zero Deluxe
New IP
???

Many possibilities, but none of you will believe any of them. :mmischief:
This thread is not for things you want to see.
 

FriedShoes

MLG
Moderator
#19
I have been alerted that E3 begins Saturday. I will begin preparations for a ritual before the weekend.

I'll be taking everything under my helm, barring Shoulder's post. If you peeps have any last minute things to add, go ahead.
 
#29
Rabbids X Mario. I like the Rabbids. I like Mario. But fuck this. Waste of space and time.
Kickstarter games. Too much of this last year, its ridiculous and far worse than announcing games that wont come for another two years, as kickstarter projects take much longer.
Aisha Tyler. She needs rest.
2D Metroid. 3D needs to be a priority
Star Fox. No explanation needed.
Political humor.
A bunch of military shooter promos involving a squad talking quietly on coms as they take over a compound
Sony ripping off the switch concept
More games that make so much sense on the switch coming to everything BUT the switch (disney afternoon, south park, etc)
Japan still hiding in the shadow of the west, with all of their big games outsourced to Western companies or apping western design (dmc)
Long BORING press conferences, sorry on anything interesting
Donkey Kong.
An edgy Monster Hunter reboot.
Smash taking up valuable minutes for games I actually care about.
Metroid amiibo Festival
Pokemon Shuffle for Switch
NintendoLand Deluxe
Star Fox Zero Deluxe
Project Robot Switch
Metroid Federation Force II: Zero Suit Federation
Another motion-control-only title
2D Platformers
More FPS shooters going back to WWII and WWI
More Sonic projects for the future (He needs retirement)
Generic horror games :^)
I do not wanna see Retro come out with Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze Remake.
1-2-3 Switch.
Devil's Fourth.
Radio silence on Retro. (I don't care if they're even making another DK. I just want to know what they're doing.)
Mr. Caffeine coming back
Sony spending time hyping up games that won't come out for 10 years
The C-tier stuff Nintendo made late into the Wii U/3DS's lifespan
A Metroid game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I DO NOT wanna see MH5 PS4


I mean, pretty good.
I say there was 1 boring long conference, I would say it was EA but thats imo.
 
Top