My family comes from a long line of shamans and holy men and women. Highly regarded across the world, we've lent our spiritual power to those most in need.
Most of that specialty has been scattered over the ages, but I am willing to harness some of that good juju to make your anti-wishes a reality.
To the best of my ability, which I enhanced after reading The Secret
So I ask this:
What DON'T you want to see at E3?
Be it games, people, announcements, jokes, etc.
Rabbids X Mario. I like the Rabbids. I like Mario. But fuck this. Waste of space and time.
Kickstarter games. Too much of this last year, its ridiculous and far worse than announcing games that wont come for another two years, as kickstarter projects take much longer.
Aisha Tyler. She needs rest.
2D Metroid. 3D needs to be a priority
Star Fox. No explanation needed.
How about you? Be ruthless, this is a Judgement-Free Zone.
I'll be adding some more as I come across them.