Greetings From Santa Destroy....

TheAmazingLSB

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#4


That's one sexy mutha fucker....



My closet seems full, but there's always room for another jacket or pair of spicy jeans....



This is where I keep my Beam Katana's and my porn mags....



A handy map of Santa Destroy.... I think I like the 8-bit version better....
 

TheAmazingLSB

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#5


Let's see what's in the fridge.... PIZZA! At least I think that's pizza.... *burp*



Owe... My fucking dick hurts.... Too much jerking off this week....



Might as well see what's on the old boob tube.... Or maybe watch some more wrestling videos.... VHS is pretty damn amazing, isn't it...?



 

TheAmazingLSB

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#6


This is Area51.... It's where I get all my badass, stylish gear.... Better than finding T- Shirts in the trash eh...?



This guy can be a real asshole.... Not to mention how much he charges for shit.... 6800 bones for a fucking belt.... Fuck you dude.... Now gimmie....



Buck Wild bitches.... Too bad they're always closed....



This is where I get my swoll on.... Dude's really weird, but I gotta level up somewhere....



Fucker is always asking me to take off my clothes.... What a fucking horn dog.... I mean my ass is sweet, but come on dude....



Training 101.... Never get naked to do squats.... You might fall and land on your nut sack....
 
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TheAmazingLSB

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#7




This strange guy down at the local dive wants me to collect his balls in return for a special prize.... Wonder how he lost his balls in the first place....



My local video store never seems to have that one thing I keep coming in here for....



Who the hell does this guy think he's fucking with....





That's right old man.... Get up and face me....



Time to find out who's the shit, and who is just plain shit....



Well give the man a hand....




Don't get ahead of yourself....
 
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TheAmazingLSB

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#8




Dr. Peace tried to sing me to sleep, so I sent him to hell....



Me getting a little artsy fartsy in the can....





Just a tip.... Don't ever shake hands with a guy named Destroyman....



Get fucked....





We'll see....



I'm sending your cheap, nipple gun having ass fucker strait to hell....





See you there, bitch....

 
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TheAmazingLSB

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#9


This chick helps me find free assassin jobs to help satiate my Otaku Ass Ass In lifestyle....



What is wrong with this picture...?



Looks like I'm heading to the beach....



My next victim...? Maybe....



Well look who it is....



Um....



I think I just creamed in my fucking pants....



That's just an oatmeal stain....

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#13


Follow the old Bloody Trail....



Guess this is where the Blood Trail ends....



And where my next Assassination begins....



Wait....



Who the hell was that...?



So this is where that tunnel leads.... What the fuck is this place...?



What the fuck is that...?



And who the fuck is this...?



Is that a Virtual Boy on his head....



I guess this is my target....





Alright fuck face... Here I come!





What the...



Who the hell does this guy think he is...?



Get out of my way! I'm going to dice this fuck head the fuck up!





Wait... where did he go...? DAMN IT!

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#14


*nose bleed*



Looks like it's time to hit the subway....



What the fucking fuck.... Can anyone pronounce this guys name....?





Who knew there was a subway in Santa Destroy....




I nodded off on the subway train and had this crazy dream about playing a video game.... Video games are so lame lol....




Oh looks like I have a date to the show....




What is this, a magician...? Abra ca fuckin dabra....




Who me...?



Aw shit, here we go....







What a finale....







I just made him disappear.... MAGIC!

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#15


Man these guys make impossible to get ahead....



Looks like wherever this assassin is, I'm taking a bus there....





Finally.... Now where the hell are we...?




Whoa, is that the Master.... MASTER!





Don't do it Master!!!!





MASTER!!!



Goodbye Travis....



Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!




Are you 3rd Rank...?






I'm gonna send this bitch to hell... for you... Master....
 

TheAmazingLSB

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#18


My master still haunts me from beyond the grave....



Looks like it's back to the stadium for my next victim.... Rank 2 here I come....



That's hot....



Time out due to blood on the field....



Time to find out how bad this girl really is....



Butt first I gotta take a shit....

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#19




This bitch has a conveyor belt of gimps.... Each one getting smashed in the fucking head to feed her murderous lust.... That's hot....



That makes two of us....






This slut can swing my bat anytime....

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#23


My master's spirt is here to guide me along.... Even his ghost is trying to touch my ass....



Even in death you creepy old man....




Why do I bother reading this bullshit....



Bitch finally calls me back and this is what she has to say....



So this is it.... The last exclamation point....

 

TheAmazingLSB

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#27







Your long night is over....





The shit I get myself into for a piece of fucking tail....



And this is where it all ends, at least until the sequel.... Wouldn't want to ruin the ending for you.... Fuck hard, die harder....



 
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