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Happy March 2017. Nintendo Switch, here I come!!! (And 17th birthday this month, here I come!)
A man said to Nintendo "Sir I exist!" "However," replied Nintendo, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
Gotta go and get my broken jaw fixed tomorrow morning so early night. I am not even kidding! My muscles put it in wrong place 0_0
just went to Chinese all you can eat buffet. gonna take ultra dumb of my life and then wash myself of my noodly sin with a shower peace